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  <entry>
    <title>why can't you attention whores just keep it to yourself?</title>
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    <author>
      <name>j3r3myc</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/d21efe82-6307-463d-98c5-0d236b2237d9</id>
    <updated>2008-03-19T21:02:33Z</updated>
    <published>2008-03-19T21:02:33Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/19/nyregion/19paterson.html?em&amp;amp;ex=1206072000&amp;amp;en=f4fe6ad2106031b4&amp;amp;ei=5087%0A
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;time to dust off some cobwebs and open the hatch for another B-Ark send off... sexual infidelity conquest braggarts all aboard!&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>j3r3myc</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2008-03-19T21:02:33Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Don't say "no" right away...</title>
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    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/cd576a45-74ec-4e96-aba3-dd6aac1ac169</id>
    <updated>2006-11-28T02:39:07Z</updated>
    <published>2006-11-28T02:39:07Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;http://www.eonline.com/news/article/index.jsp?uuid=75cff1f6-dee5-4da1-b154-f25cefe69e8d
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Okay, picture the banner:
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Kid Rock &amp;amp; Kevin Federline in Neil Simon's
&lt;br/&gt;The Odd Couple
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Just sit with it.  Sit with its bony white ass.&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2006-11-28T02:39:07Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Sascha Baron Cohen savagely beaten</title>
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    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/2d451c5f-ab67-497b-8a0b-568202ab9800</id>
    <updated>2006-11-14T03:42:52Z</updated>
    <published>2006-11-14T02:35:23Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=7&amp;amp;entry_id=10918
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Terrible.  Just terrible.  Really hate to see Borat beaten so savagely.  Savagely beaten about the face.  Just terrible.&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2006-11-14T02:35:23Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Kevin who?</title>
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    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/51a0ee13-dd26-407c-a96b-6769de1e1ae0</id>
    <updated>2006-11-07T21:49:14Z</updated>
    <published>2006-11-07T21:49:14Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2006/11/07/entertainment/e133022S45.DTL&amp;amp;type=entertainment&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2006-11-07T21:49:14Z</dc:date>
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  <entry>
    <title>Mel could learn a thing from Paris</title>
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    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/900cdf9c-065f-463e-a6aa-fe9cf93db025</id>
    <updated>2006-09-08T17:00:42Z</updated>
    <published>2006-09-07T21:53:51Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;At least she didn't call the arresting officer "honeynuts" or blame all of history's wars on "f-ing Eskimos"
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/indexd?blogid=7
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Eskimos.&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2006-09-07T21:53:51Z</dc:date>
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  <entry>
    <title>I guess his "blood of the savior" level was above 0.8</title>
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    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/204b48a6-2ec9-46cf-bfa8-d97d7a6758da</id>
    <updated>2006-07-29T00:04:07Z</updated>
    <published>2006-07-28T21:44:44Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2006/07/28/entertainment/e133104D68.DTL&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2006-07-28T21:44:44Z</dc:date>
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  <entry>
    <title>Tour de Farce</title>
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    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/3f25f38c-3d3b-42f7-a534-575f0462d9ab</id>
    <updated>2006-07-27T21:12:53Z</updated>
    <published>2006-07-27T21:12:53Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;So, some dude wins the Tour de France with ONE HIP?  I'd be shocked if he WASN'T on drugs;
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2006/07/27/sports/s071745D31.DTL
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;http://www.readmilk.com/funny/vids/alldrugs.html&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2006-07-27T21:12:53Z</dc:date>
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  <entry>
    <title>Bass fishin'</title>
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    <author>
      <name>j3r3myc</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/d9e307b4-ab9e-4388-a75d-da594c2e8488</id>
    <updated>2006-07-26T22:47:07Z</updated>
    <published>2006-07-26T22:47:07Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;For not breaking up N'Sync sooner...
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=228739&amp;amp;GT1=7703
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;maybe this will give Cruise the strength to put a nail in his career's coffin...&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>j3r3myc</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2006-07-26T22:47:07Z</dc:date>
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  <entry>
    <title>Geehhhahhld Fahhhrd!</title>
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    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/800ffd9c-1c80-4d7e-b74c-5c4041240512</id>
    <updated>2006-07-26T20:27:57Z</updated>
    <published>2006-07-26T20:27:57Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14043669/
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;http://www.danacarvey.net/snl_ford_delicious.wav&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2006-07-26T20:27:57Z</dc:date>
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  <entry>
    <title>Bridget Bardot threatens to move to Sweden!</title>
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    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/d9a5342a-1062-4b0c-8535-02131c275ffd</id>
    <updated>2006-07-19T19:00:49Z</updated>
    <published>2006-07-19T19:00:49Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2006/07/19/entertainment/e101612D42.DTL
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Sweden has said in the past that they will not negotiate with terrorists.  Or France.&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2006-07-19T19:00:49Z</dc:date>
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  <entry>
    <title>Admit it....</title>
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    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/c7619912-ae60-483a-bcec-96120f35d8f3</id>
    <updated>2006-05-26T22:08:16Z</updated>
    <published>2006-04-25T04:54:26Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;You know more about Tom Cruise than about anyone in Darfur, don't you?
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;http://www.irishexaminer.com/breaking/story.asp?j=208415875&amp;amp;p=zx84y669x&amp;amp;n=208416761
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;http://www.khaleejtimes.com/DisplayArticle.asp?xfile=data/opinion/2006/April/opinion_April79.xml&amp;amp;section=opinion&amp;amp;col=
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2006-04-25T04:54:26Z</dc:date>
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  <entry>
    <title>When I'm 63</title>
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    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/8768e5ed-ef9e-4d48-a9af-8dd04e8f5287</id>
    <updated>2006-05-17T17:29:26Z</updated>
    <published>2006-05-17T17:29:26Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2006/05/17/entertainment/e050024D22.DTL
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Apparently, it's really HARD to be Paul McCartney.  Poor Paul McCartney.  I say we have a telethon.&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2006-05-17T17:29:26Z</dc:date>
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  <entry>
    <title>Tom Hanks' Faves</title>
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    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/6515acfd-b1a0-4f2f-b3f0-4dbc347421c5</id>
    <updated>2006-04-18T03:46:27Z</updated>
    <published>2006-04-18T03:46:27Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;Turns out the "everyman" likes, well, just about every movie:
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/va/20060413/114493107300.html
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2006-04-18T03:46:27Z</dc:date>
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  <entry>
    <title>Madonna Eats Britney's Soul</title>
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      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/5052482e-75a0-44ea-a751-6e3ae8273ee8</id>
    <updated>2006-03-12T10:27:08Z</updated>
    <published>2006-03-07T02:33:19Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2006/03/06/entertainment/e145635S04.DTL
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2006-03-07T02:33:19Z</dc:date>
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  <entry>
    <title>'Scuse me while I kiss this guy</title>
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      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/7ffd20f6-163a-4b1f-9325-77061f7ccb50</id>
    <updated>2006-01-10T22:14:57Z</updated>
    <published>2006-01-10T22:14:57Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/music/4730547.stm
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2006-01-10T22:14:57Z</dc:date>
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  <entry>
    <title>Where's Mr. Slave when you need him?</title>
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    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/88cb9571-4bae-47f9-9ef5-3e4eb60132ce</id>
    <updated>2005-12-03T22:31:17Z</updated>
    <published>2005-11-28T22:34:34Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7001215011
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-11-28T22:34:34Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The Jewish Conspiracy against, uh...</title>
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    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/fe743c95-017d-447b-9fa3-469da84247ed</id>
    <updated>2005-11-23T23:55:14Z</updated>
    <published>2005-11-23T23:55:14Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;Michael Jackson?
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;http://www.wksb.com/cc-common/mainheadlines2.html?feed=104665&amp;amp;article=357979
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;You'd think they'd have better things to do.&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-11-23T23:55:14Z</dc:date>
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  <entry>
    <title>Save a seat for Katie Holmes...</title>
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    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/d90b7d3c-4c2f-4386-9ab4-e1a698979c85</id>
    <updated>2005-11-22T21:04:20Z</updated>
    <published>2005-11-22T21:04:20Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;...and her fabulous, uh, "vibrating device!"
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;http://www.southflorida.com/news/sfl-zjswnsnejb9nov20,0,7893154.story?coll=sfe-news-wire
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-11-22T21:04:20Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Anger management?</title>
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    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/b22759c4-bb52-49ee-aecb-4cee735c3346</id>
    <updated>2005-11-22T01:55:03Z</updated>
    <published>2005-11-22T01:55:03Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;Picture this: you're under a little holiday stress, maybe you don't get along so well with your family, maybe it's the weather, maybe it's the traffic, but you feel you could use a little counseling and group support to keep you from killing everyone you know.
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;First day in group, you find yourself seated next to...
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/11/21/sopranosactor.plea.ap/index.html
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;...yes, Salvatore "Big Pussy" Bonpensiero himself.
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Ah, what a delight!&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-11-22T01:55:03Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Insert "Dorien Gray" joke here</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/469389af-cb8f-4c4e-a5ff-9461c53eaddf" />
    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/469389af-cb8f-4c4e-a5ff-9461c53eaddf</id>
    <updated>2005-11-22T00:55:58Z</updated>
    <published>2005-11-22T00:55:58Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=7&amp;amp;entry_id=1852&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-11-22T00:55:58Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>B-Ark GPS!</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/63d1bac1-de0c-4f72-b910-ceedf6b93862" />
    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/63d1bac1-de0c-4f72-b910-ceedf6b93862</id>
    <updated>2005-11-17T20:48:03Z</updated>
    <published>2005-11-16T23:57:35Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;http://msnbc.msn.com/id/10038326/
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Remember kids, David Hasselhoff sez:
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Don't do drugs, stay in school and turn left at the stop sign 0.1 miles ahead&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-11-16T23:57:35Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Sean Penn</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/4128171f-9be4-463d-a30e-153ab0c0a210" />
    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/4128171f-9be4-463d-a30e-153ab0c0a210</id>
    <updated>2005-08-24T06:55:51Z</updated>
    <published>2005-08-24T06:55:51Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/08/24/PENN.TMP
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;In the words of Alec Baldwin, nice going F.A.G. (Film Actors' Guild)&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-08-24T06:55:51Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>8/22 - The Courtney Report</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/73eecf9c-7fc2-4b62-8dbb-4557a7635472" />
    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/73eecf9c-7fc2-4b62-8dbb-4557a7635472</id>
    <updated>2005-08-22T19:18:19Z</updated>
    <published>2005-08-22T19:18:19Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;Courtney's knocked up!
&lt;br/&gt;http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22082005/356/courtney-pregnant-alan-patridge-s-baby.html
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Ah, but the question remains: how will the child fare without the calm, stabilizing influence of Kurt Cobain?&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-08-22T19:18:19Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Clonus</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/db0596e4-1786-43db-8f80-e7e7206eb89b" />
    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/db0596e4-1786-43db-8f80-e7e7206eb89b</id>
    <updated>2005-08-19T09:00:50Z</updated>
    <published>2005-08-13T19:32:45Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/movies/2002394690_islandripoff.html
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;In other news, Jerry Bruckheimer's next project is called "Digitos: The Fingers of Destiny" starring Bruce Willis as Dad, Charlize Theron as Mom, Vince Vaughn as "Targo" and Ben Stiller as "The Master."&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-08-13T19:32:45Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The MJ Negative Space</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/4988fbde-8543-44fc-bdb6-fb3d1cfd376c" />
    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/4988fbde-8543-44fc-bdb6-fb3d1cfd376c</id>
    <updated>2005-07-21T21:45:56Z</updated>
    <published>2005-07-21T20:41:03Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;I hereby nominate for the B Ark not Michael Jackson, but everyone around him:
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;http://www.bayoubuzz.com/articles.aspx?aid=4530
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Let's see, Michael Jackson abducted you in 1984 and held you prisoner for 9 days and then you forgot about it for NINE FREAKIN' YEARS before seeing a show on repressed memory on TV?
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;A chimpanzee could make reasonable doubt here.  Which is good because rumor has it that MJ will be hiring a chimp to defend him this time.  A chimp and a midget clown.&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-07-21T20:41:03Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Interface Designers</title>
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    <author>
      <name>EM3</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/06f55ec1-e134-45fa-92f5-bb32ee0ef7d5</id>
    <updated>2005-07-18T15:50:15Z</updated>
    <published>2005-07-15T19:20:59Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;Most folks I know who design interfaces subscribe to "the best interface is no interface".  There are a number of OTHER people, though, who are fresh out of VB class, who visibly start twitching when they hear that phrase.
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;They spend months working out incomprehensible interfaces, using bizarre graphical components, polished stone buttons that look EXACTLY like rivets, and animated whangdoodles.
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;They get along well with Information Architects.
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;I beg whatever powers that be to ship these "Interface Designers" (the second batch, not the first batch) off in the "B" ark.  And if there's any room, their buddies the Information Architects, too.  If thereISN'T any room, then toss the whole lot in a blender and evenly distribute the puree among chilled cryo-capsules.&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>EM3</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-07-15T19:20:59Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Face to face with the real Cooter</title>
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    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/a77fbe2b-69d7-493c-beb8-249985a9ec88</id>
    <updated>2005-07-16T05:15:03Z</updated>
    <published>2005-07-14T02:18:14Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;http://www.cootersplace.com/&lt;/div&gt;
				&lt;div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-07-14T02:18:14Z</dc:date>
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  <entry>
    <title>Lawence Welk and his wretched bubble machine</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/14520405-0715-444d-a339-b8b2175c3965" />
    <author>
      <name>DEUS</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/14520405-0715-444d-a339-b8b2175c3965</id>
    <updated>2005-07-15T20:16:37Z</updated>
    <published>2005-07-15T16:01:21Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;I despise old timey waltzes and polkas! I alse despise this wretched piece of filth with all me might! what the privious generation saw in him I'll never know!
&lt;br/&gt;Into the ark you go droogie! and take that accursed bubble machine with you!&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>DEUS</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-07-15T16:01:21Z</dc:date>
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  <entry>
    <title>Rob Zombie and his 1000 corpses</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/e38d3f0e-9afa-4100-bc1e-149bd18abe86" />
    <author>
      <name>DEUS</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/e38d3f0e-9afa-4100-bc1e-149bd18abe86</id>
    <updated>2005-07-15T06:05:45Z</updated>
    <published>2005-07-14T15:30:15Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;What kind of movie title is the "devils Rejects" anyway!
&lt;br/&gt;I saw it the first time when it was called the texas Chainsaw massicure!
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;or if ye like the Legend of Sawney Bean!&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>DEUS</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-07-14T15:30:15Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>TomKat</title>
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    <author>
      <name>abbyutiful</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/b6b600c5-693e-4565-9978-92efecff64d2</id>
    <updated>2005-06-29T03:36:54Z</updated>
    <published>2005-06-19T20:12:04Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;TomKat, TomKat, TOMKAT! How were they not here? I must be missing something obvious. 
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&amp;amp;lr=&amp;amp;c2coff=1&amp;amp;q=cruise+holmes&amp;amp;btnG=Search
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;"Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes continue to rumble around the world, proclaiming their love for each other ten million times a second, as if they're trying to convince everyone that their love is honest."&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>abbyutiful</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-06-19T20:12:04Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>John Smid, Director of Love in Action</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/0285676b-6f0c-4b7f-be7c-fb7c0a5e1ed7" />
    <author>
      <name>abbyutiful</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/0285676b-6f0c-4b7f-be7c-fb7c0a5e1ed7</id>
    <updated>2005-06-24T15:49:52Z</updated>
    <published>2005-06-20T13:21:35Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;To tha moon!
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;http://www.cherrybloss.org/2005/06/protest-against-love-in-action-day-two.html&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>abbyutiful</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-06-20T13:21:35Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>darkness</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/286172da-4779-4c94-aa3a-fe0e8b35f33e" />
    <author>
      <name>abbyutiful</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/286172da-4779-4c94-aa3a-fe0e8b35f33e</id>
    <updated>2005-06-24T01:46:00Z</updated>
    <published>2005-06-23T02:27:38Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;http://ask.metafilter.com/mefi/20249&lt;/div&gt;
				&lt;div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>abbyutiful</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-06-23T02:27:38Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Thank you, MindHead!</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/a042e245-756d-4576-9d04-68696550b603" />
    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/a042e245-756d-4576-9d04-68696550b603</id>
    <updated>2005-06-19T20:13:25Z</updated>
    <published>2005-05-03T23:09:37Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/181_1346291,00110003.htm
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;What an endorsement: become a Scientologist today and you too can be as smart as Tom Cruise!
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Take THAT, Buddhism!&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-05-03T23:09:37Z</dc:date>
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  <entry>
    <title>Russell Crowe</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/b87e5339-5db4-4acd-907c-160798436f5c" />
    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/b87e5339-5db4-4acd-907c-160798436f5c</id>
    <updated>2005-06-17T05:53:36Z</updated>
    <published>2005-06-06T18:59:13Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;http://www.salon.com/ent/wire/2005/06/06/crowe/index.html
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;And while you're at it, take Mel Gibson and Bryan Brown with you, you Australian bastard!&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-06-06T18:59:13Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Hillary Duff</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/a6192940-97e6-4715-a400-50056badbcdc" />
    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/a6192940-97e6-4715-a400-50056badbcdc</id>
    <updated>2005-06-17T05:49:16Z</updated>
    <published>2005-06-16T22:40:11Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;http://www.chartattack.com/damn/2005/06/1504.cfm
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;You know, I was never quite sure who Hillary Duff was and now, having read this article, I'm still not quite sure.&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-06-16T22:40:11Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Oliver Stone</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/d699d55e-b3d1-4482-8bdc-97815d46b6d0" />
    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/d699d55e-b3d1-4482-8bdc-97815d46b6d0</id>
    <updated>2005-05-28T22:13:02Z</updated>
    <published>2005-05-28T22:13:02Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2005/05/28/entertainment/e133243D88.DTL&amp;amp;sn=003&amp;amp;sc=757
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Just don't let him drive.
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-05-28T22:13:02Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>JLo</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/eb5499a0-f807-4778-b72f-dbadc7f6bbd4" />
    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/eb5499a0-f807-4778-b72f-dbadc7f6bbd4</id>
    <updated>2005-05-07T16:38:05Z</updated>
    <published>2005-05-03T18:53:07Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20050503/od_afp/afpentertainmentus_050503114201;_ylt=ArXzZh4mFU.mqcGVMTm2x2ygOrgF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;I mean, come on!  She wants to be the president?  That's ridiculous.  This country would never elect anyone so manifestly unqualified to the, uh, post of, uh, supreme commander and, uh, chief of the executive, oh never mind.&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-05-03T18:53:07Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, CNN and the beach they rode in on!</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/620e4b65-1886-45ae-898e-3a2f253fe66f" />
    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/620e4b65-1886-45ae-898e-3a2f253fe66f</id>
    <updated>2005-04-29T18:53:44Z</updated>
    <published>2005-04-26T23:56:11Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/04/26/people.pitt.jolie.ap/index.html&lt;/div&gt;
				&lt;div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-04-26T23:56:11Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Everybody in the world except this guy</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/c61ea088-129f-4349-b9f4-6da3c7f877ee" />
    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/c61ea088-129f-4349-b9f4-6da3c7f877ee</id>
    <updated>2005-04-28T23:00:37Z</updated>
    <published>2005-04-28T22:28:26Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;I hereby nominated all of planet earth to be on the 'B' ark, with the exception of...
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;http://startribune.com/stories/1556/5373304.html&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-04-28T22:28:26Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>A steaming, frothing, Cup O' Santorum</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/4814f78d-1775-4582-9aff-ccd6047fc0e2" />
    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/4814f78d-1775-4582-9aff-ccd6047fc0e2</id>
    <updated>2005-04-22T01:42:55Z</updated>
    <published>2005-04-21T21:40:09Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;(but not for the reasons you think)
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/content/news/epaper/2005/04/21/m1a_wx_0421.html
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Yes, by checking the national weather service, you're actually stealing the weather from its copyright holders.&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-04-21T21:40:09Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Entertainment coordinator..</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/d350dc91-2675-41e4-b293-5dc5829d2e47" />
    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/d350dc91-2675-41e4-b293-5dc5829d2e47</id>
    <updated>2005-04-21T06:55:49Z</updated>
    <published>2005-04-13T21:58:24Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;..and ship's chaplain, Clubber Lang himself, mother-lovin' Mr. T:
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;http://www.ifilm.com/WMPPlaylist.asx?ifilmId=2667017&amp;amp;bandwidth=300
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-04-13T21:58:24Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The obvious...</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/bbc64834-213e-445b-9848-633c05a93a0f" />
    <author>
      <name>JaSion</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/bbc64834-213e-445b-9848-633c05a93a0f</id>
    <updated>2005-04-08T21:10:59Z</updated>
    <published>2005-04-04T19:17:18Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;I would like to nominate the ubiquitous rotting carcass of the pope.&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>JaSion</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-04-04T19:17:18Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Okay, new rule...</title>
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    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/1e663c0a-cab1-4a13-8176-5fbbc17f6008</id>
    <updated>2005-04-06T07:48:50Z</updated>
    <published>2005-04-05T20:09:08Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;You get to be ONE of the following:
&lt;br/&gt;Professional wrestler
&lt;br/&gt;Movie star
&lt;br/&gt;Politician
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;With special dispensation for The Rock who was actually pretty funny and had a noteworthy ManPants(tm) moment in "Be Cool." (otherwise a B/B+ picture at best.)
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;It's like Dungeons and Dragons: your character class is your character class.  Fuck that fighter/magic user bullshit.
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;http://www.startribune.com/stories/587/5330083.html&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-04-05T20:09:08Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>We are expanding the Ark</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/c0c742c4-3278-471a-96a1-3286ec064609" />
    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/c0c742c4-3278-471a-96a1-3286ec064609</id>
    <updated>2005-04-05T20:16:30Z</updated>
    <published>2005-04-05T20:16:30Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;...to include a new "Scientology" deck:
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;http://msnbc.msn.com/id/7384923?kk
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;You got your chakras in my thetan!&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-04-05T20:16:30Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>A moment of silence...</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/b103de5a-a0b0-47a8-9b94-f156fd328668" />
    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/b103de5a-a0b0-47a8-9b94-f156fd328668</id>
    <updated>2005-04-05T01:58:17Z</updated>
    <published>2005-03-31T23:07:15Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;...for a defender of BAFs everywhere, ladies and gentlemen, I give you, the late, the great...Johnnie Cochran:
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&amp;amp;u=/ap/20050330/ap_on_re_us/obit_cochran
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-03-31T23:07:15Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>fajitagate acquittal</title>
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    <author>
      <name>dr-yo</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/9d126888-6ebd-43fa-918b-6b06f983c8c3</id>
    <updated>2005-03-31T19:46:20Z</updated>
    <published>2005-03-31T19:46:20Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;If you hadn't heard, Fagan was acquitted. Fucking corrupt legal system. The whole deal should go on the B Ark.
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2005/03/30/MNGN6C0JB21.DTL
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2005/03/30/BAGE2C0IUF1.DTL&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>dr-yo</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-03-31T19:46:20Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>It's her job to get naked on airplanes...</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/f9860dfd-aa3c-4174-a5d6-331077c446e6" />
    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/f9860dfd-aa3c-4174-a5d6-331077c446e6</id>
    <updated>2005-03-26T05:45:58Z</updated>
    <published>2005-03-12T06:05:58Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/flynn%20boyle%20cagey%20over%20nude%20flight
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-03-12T06:05:58Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Jennifer Love Hewitt</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/d70556ae-07c1-4f81-8a75-aa7ff99a4dae" />
    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/d70556ae-07c1-4f81-8a75-aa7ff99a4dae</id>
    <updated>2005-03-26T05:45:08Z</updated>
    <published>2005-03-12T06:12:59Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;'s boobies.
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&amp;amp;click_id=29&amp;amp;art_id=iol1110549926158B120&lt;/div&gt;
				&lt;div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-03-12T06:12:59Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Submitted for your disapproval...</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/1af4a00e-cfa1-4597-ab1b-934ab0b86463" />
    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/1af4a00e-cfa1-4597-ab1b-934ab0b86463</id>
    <updated>2005-03-26T05:42:18Z</updated>
    <published>2005-03-14T19:57:45Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;The Queer Eye Fab Five and Major League Baseball:
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;http://www.benmaller.com/archives/2005/march/14-queer_eye_guys_visit_red_sox.html
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Make sure there are enough steroids and accent colored throw pillows to go around...&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-03-14T19:57:45Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Paris Hilton's Phone</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/90ce7a87-516b-425a-b412-d1f3b393918d" />
    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/90ce7a87-516b-425a-b412-d1f3b393918d</id>
    <updated>2005-03-23T02:05:00Z</updated>
    <published>2005-03-04T20:07:26Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/strange/news-article.aspx?storyid=33322
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Can we please blast it into space before it breeds?  &lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-03-04T20:07:26Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Bernie Ebbers</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/6f12fd12-3766-4ca7-b444-291d698f266d" />
    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/6f12fd12-3766-4ca7-b444-291d698f266d</id>
    <updated>2005-03-15T19:55:49Z</updated>
    <published>2005-03-15T19:48:16Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;And his ilk.  They put the 'con' in 'economy.'
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;http://www.cnn.com/#ebbers
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-03-15T19:48:16Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Return of the Revenge of the Sith</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/6decba38-7890-4b13-81a5-51b2279d8368" />
    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/6decba38-7890-4b13-81a5-51b2279d8368</id>
    <updated>2005-03-15T08:44:18Z</updated>
    <published>2005-03-15T00:53:47Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;George, this last one better be good or off you go!&lt;/div&gt;
				&lt;div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-03-15T00:53:47Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Britney Spears</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/1fa31e2c-4bc7-434a-ac23-1cf51c22ad1a" />
    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/1fa31e2c-4bc7-434a-ac23-1cf51c22ad1a</id>
    <updated>2005-03-12T21:30:54Z</updated>
    <published>2005-03-11T07:52:44Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/288428p-246883c.html
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;And as many husbands as she can pack.&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-03-11T07:52:44Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The distinguished gentlemen...</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/ae4e3832-a44b-4965-b9f3-f7e4b441eb07" />
    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/ae4e3832-a44b-4965-b9f3-f7e4b441eb07</id>
    <updated>2005-03-08T22:00:23Z</updated>
    <published>2005-03-08T21:59:01Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I off you this steaming bowl of Santorum:
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;http://allspinzone.blogspot.com/2005/03/mr-santorums-own-poll.html
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Earth to Wingnuts of Every Stripe: online polls don't work.  You will get bombarded by the the opposition.  
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-03-08T21:59:01Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Call Me Al</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/c5e905be-8668-471a-844c-4d00035b8e35" />
    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/c5e905be-8668-471a-844c-4d00035b8e35</id>
    <updated>2005-03-08T02:23:17Z</updated>
    <published>2005-03-07T21:19:29Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;Ladies and gentlemen, I give  you the Reverend Al Sharpton:
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;http://www.nydailynews.com/news/local/story/287559p-246209c.html
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Yes, a 90 day ban on any entertainment wherein violence is used to settle scores.  Won't be doing much preaching from the Bible for those 90 days, I suppose, Rev?
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;To honor passenger Sharpton's request, the B Ark radio station (KBRK) will no longer be playing the following works:
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;"Hey Joe" by Jimi Hendrix
&lt;br/&gt;"Don Giovani" by W.A. Mozart
&lt;br/&gt;"The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia" by Reba McEntire
&lt;br/&gt;"I'm Bad, Like Jesse James" by John Lee Hooker
&lt;br/&gt;"Maxwell's Silver Hammer" by The Beatles
&lt;br/&gt;"The Battle Hymn of the Republic" by Julia Ward Howe
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Beware anyone who presumes to protect "the airwaves" or "the children."&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-03-07T21:19:29Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>For your consideration to the "B" Ark</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/87f50856-f3a1-414c-aca3-6e6020764ef5" />
    <author>
      <name>troubleporndawgie</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/87f50856-f3a1-414c-aca3-6e6020764ef5</id>
    <updated>2005-03-08T02:16:43Z</updated>
    <published>2005-03-05T22:56:47Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;Gloria Allred&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>troubleporndawgie</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-03-05T22:56:47Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Fajitas will be served on the B Ark</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/f298c69f-6b4f-4221-8dd7-5994a22628e9" />
    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/f298c69f-6b4f-4221-8dd7-5994a22628e9</id>
    <updated>2005-03-07T21:04:11Z</updated>
    <published>2005-03-03T02:23:44Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2005/03/02/BAGAJBJ0PN1.DTL&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-03-03T02:23:44Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>New category</title>
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    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/da089e49-d618-4116-bbd0-52f0f86c0bbf</id>
    <updated>2005-03-06T23:55:07Z</updated>
    <published>2005-03-05T21:14:26Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;Real journalists who criticize Jon Stewart for not being hard hitting enough:
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;http://slate.com/id/2114131/
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Earth to the Fourth Estate: Jon Stewart is the host of a COMEDY show.  Topical sketches and celebrity interviews.  It's designed to be fluff.
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;It's not Jon Stewart's responsibility to stick it to Ari Fleischer.  That's YOUR job, motherfucker.  His job is smirk and crack wise.
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Jon Stewart is an ENTERTAINER, you are a JOURNALIST.  No one put Johnny Carson down for his sloppy Watergate investigation.&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-03-05T21:14:26Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>B Ark Boobie Battery Babe on eBay!</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/d5501de8-c934-47a0-8a87-f072d888da93" />
    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/d5501de8-c934-47a0-8a87-f072d888da93</id>
    <updated>2005-03-05T21:29:57Z</updated>
    <published>2005-03-04T20:15:45Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;http://msnbc.msn.com/id/7068696
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Bodacious!&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-03-04T20:15:45Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>DR GENE SCOT</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/a23a3606-44ad-4082-a67a-0802e4d9ae89" />
    <author>
      <name>DEUS</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/a23a3606-44ad-4082-a67a-0802e4d9ae89</id>
    <updated>2005-03-05T21:28:40Z</updated>
    <published>2005-03-05T14:45:20Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;YES YES! INTO THEE ARK WYTH YE! &lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>DEUS</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-03-05T14:45:20Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Johnny Crack</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/3eb8ea83-01da-4f21-8b5a-3e1d35c01219" />
    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/3eb8ea83-01da-4f21-8b5a-3e1d35c01219</id>
    <updated>2005-03-05T14:34:11Z</updated>
    <published>2005-03-04T22:25:13Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;http://www.lsideent.com/
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;So remember, for quality crack, make it Johnny Crack(tm)!&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-03-04T22:25:13Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Bad singers at memorial serrvices..</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/e2fba579-6065-44dc-84a1-76bfaafe5d3b" />
    <author>
      <name>JaSion</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/e2fba579-6065-44dc-84a1-76bfaafe5d3b</id>
    <updated>2005-03-05T02:28:17Z</updated>
    <published>2005-03-03T00:30:32Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;.. who also want to do the money grab from the will....w/o paying for said servies in which she was able to hold an grieving audience hostage to her fumbling with CDs and tape recorders , dead air , bad jokes and then the worst sung Irish Prayer EVER!&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>JaSion</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-03-03T00:30:32Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Doing the hard work...</title>
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    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/0df9c448-59c7-4cf0-801e-e76ba82f9a9d</id>
    <updated>2005-03-04T21:25:15Z</updated>
    <published>2005-03-04T21:25:15Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/02/cia.director.ap/index.html
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Sound like someone could use a vacation.  May I suggest a cruise on the B Ark, you mediocre, underqualified political hack?
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;::sarcastic "old man" whining::
&lt;br/&gt;"I don't know how to do my job.  I'm confused.  It's cold and lonely in my office.  I'm scared.  I don't like the music the young people listen to today.  I'm tired.  Where's my pudding cup?"&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-03-04T21:25:15Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Where's MY $4 million dollars?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/c16a4417-fd27-4094-8df5-80dabff54b20" />
    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/c16a4417-fd27-4094-8df5-80dabff54b20</id>
    <updated>2005-03-04T20:13:54Z</updated>
    <published>2005-03-04T20:13:54Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;http://insider.tv.yahoo.com/celeb/2005/03/04/sheenrichardsdivorce/index.html
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Hey, Charlie cheated on me, too!  Where's my $4 million?  Okay, technically we weren't married.  Okay, technically we never met.  But he HAS slept with other people, I just know it.  And I need four million dollars.&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-03-04T20:13:54Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>BAF</title>
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    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/984e0098-b28f-4022-8623-a4853ed2cb3a</id>
    <updated>2005-03-04T00:48:34Z</updated>
    <published>2005-03-03T20:22:10Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;BAF (B Ark Fajita) is the new LERN (Lonely, Emotionally Retarded Narcissist)
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;We're all BAFfy, in our own way.  Me, I'm BAFfy the Vampire Slayer and BAFfy Duck all rolled into one.
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;But celebrity BAFs are the most fun, so let's keep the ball rolling.
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;I humbly submit, Will Smith:
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580002-2005100365,00.html
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Next time you see him, ask if YOU can sign HIS manboobs.  That'll LERN him.&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-03-03T20:22:10Z</dc:date>
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  <entry>
    <title>Star Jones</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/2b635d70-c008-4120-8eda-f21b66ec3d7d" />
    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/2b635d70-c008-4120-8eda-f21b66ec3d7d</id>
    <updated>2005-03-03T06:00:07Z</updated>
    <published>2005-03-02T22:22:38Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/ps/20050302/110976183102.html
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;I nominate Star Jones for the first slot on the B Ark.  &lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-03-02T22:22:38Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Ladies and gentlemen...</title>
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    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/bea18ac8-2f9b-47a1-b281-6a3a372a0685</id>
    <updated>2005-03-03T01:56:22Z</updated>
    <published>2005-03-03T01:56:22Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;Our star attraction, captain of the "B" ark, molestator of underaged cancer victims and soon to be winner of the coveted "Miss Pelican Bay" pageant, Michael Jackson:
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7067172
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;And thank you, so much, for introducing the phrase "crack whore defense" into our lexicon.  &lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-03-03T01:56:22Z</dc:date>
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  <entry>
    <title>Kobe Bryant and "his accuser" to share honeymoon suite...</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/109255d0-2a59-43b7-a4eb-3020bf3552ad" />
    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/109255d0-2a59-43b7-a4eb-3020bf3552ad</id>
    <updated>2005-03-03T01:38:15Z</updated>
    <published>2005-03-03T01:38:15Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;...on the "B" ARK!
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/ESPNSports/story?id=543182
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-03-03T01:38:15Z</dc:date>
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  <entry>
    <title>Late Entry: Glen Matlock</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/06efa80c-0bb8-4c7a-a393-6e608bbb11b8" />
    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/06efa80c-0bb8-4c7a-a393-6e608bbb11b8</id>
    <updated>2005-03-03T00:20:13Z</updated>
    <published>2005-03-03T00:03:06Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;Ex-sex pistol who called all of England "dirty fuckers" on daytime television, doesn't like the pottymouth so much now that he has kids.
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Rock is, officially, deader than dead.  The shock is all in your head.  
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,3604,1427563,00.html
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-03-03T00:03:06Z</dc:date>
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  <entry>
    <title>Bureaucrats Who Like It</title>
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    <author>
      <name>abbyutiful</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/9f72796e-a131-4578-89b1-fec600589fff</id>
    <updated>2005-03-02T23:49:52Z</updated>
    <published>2005-03-02T23:46:37Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;I'd really like to get rid of the lady who calls me every other week to remind me that I haven't picked up my paycheck... but it isn't really a paycheck. It's a conformation of direct deposit. She also likes to remind me that I haven't been signing in and out every day. I once explained to her that I'm an intern, which means that even though I'm not there every day, they are paying me to work full-time, since some of my work is done at my minor site. This about made her head explode. 
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;So, in short, I'd like to get rid of any creators or enforcers of superfluous forms. May they land on a gaseous planet that kills them slowly and with much pain.&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>abbyutiful</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-03-02T23:46:37Z</dc:date>
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  <entry>
    <title>Self-appointed censors</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/40a82120-c7ff-4ebe-a01b-0e3fb2d7fb20" />
    <author>
      <name>patti</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/40a82120-c7ff-4ebe-a01b-0e3fb2d7fb20</id>
    <updated>2005-03-02T23:45:24Z</updated>
    <published>2005-03-02T22:58:41Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;While I can see humor in this, I nominate anyone who has self-appointed themselves as a censor.  My favorite recent story involves the cast of Jerry Springer, The Opera staging a benefit performance for a cancer socitety, after which religious folk pressured the charity not to accept money tainted by coming from such a source.&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>patti</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-03-02T22:58:41Z</dc:date>
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  <entry>
    <title>The third Antichrist the entire population of Texas</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/069f7263-a757-44df-ad91-b94d67ca9a00" />
    <author>
      <name>DEUS</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/069f7263-a757-44df-ad91-b94d67ca9a00</id>
    <updated>2005-03-02T22:35:52Z</updated>
    <published>2005-03-02T22:35:52Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;This man will be the undoing of our nation! and Texas annoys me to no end with its Bibilical Self Rightousness and arrogence!  he's not even worth a spell check on my grammer! when I post!  let put him in the B-ark too :)&lt;/div&gt;
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    <dc:creator>DEUS</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-03-02T22:35:52Z</dc:date>
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  <entry>
    <title>The B Ark</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/d5e5d0b1-4ffd-4846-9238-672d3a1ef74a" />
    <author>
      <name>jason_s</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://the-b-ark.tribe.net/thread/d5e5d0b1-4ffd-4846-9238-672d3a1ef74a</id>
    <updated>2005-03-02T22:21:31Z</updated>
    <published>2005-03-02T22:21:31Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;From "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy":
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Golgafrincham, home of the Great Circling Poets of Arium, decided it was time to rid itself of an entire useless third of its population, and so concocted a story that their planet would shortly be destroyed in some great catastrophe. The useless population (consisting of hairdressers, tired TV producers, insurance salesmen, personnel officers, security guards, management consultants, telephone sanitizers and the like) were packed into the B-Ark, one of three giant Ark spaceships, and told that everyone else would follow shortly in the other two. The other two thirds of the population, of course, did not follow and "led full, rich and happy lives until they were all suddenly wiped out by a virulent disease contracted from a dirty telephone". 
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;The B-Ark was programmed to crash-land on the first planet it came across, which happened to be Earth, and the Golgafrinchans gradually usurped the native cavemen, becoming the ancestors of humanity and thereby ruining the great experiment to find the question for the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. 
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&lt;br/&gt;The purpose of this tribe is to examine candidates for our own B Ark.  Who would you suggest?&lt;/div&gt;
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		&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
    <dc:creator>jason_s</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-03-02T22:21:31Z</dc:date>
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  <entry>
    <title>The what?</title>
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      <name>JaSion</name>
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    <updated>2005-03-02T22:16:24Z</updated>
    <published>2005-03-02T22:16:24Z</published>
    <summary type="html">&lt;div&gt;B Ark????&lt;/div&gt;
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		&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
    <dc:creator>JaSion</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2005-03-02T22:16:24Z</dc:date>
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